Butter-Fueled Bourbon-Powered Organic Cotton Apron

This is where Dave's three life missions become dinner: lobster on the counter, butter in the pan, bourbon close enough to supervise. Choose Shucked, Score, or Butter-Fueled depending on the kind of trouble happening in your kitchen. Adjustable straps and a divided front pocket hold the tools, towels, and whatever evidence is left behind. Competence remains optional; personality does not.