Butter-Fueled. Bourbon-Powered. — Comfort Colors Tee

Some people have a five-year plan. Dave has three life missions: Butter-Fueled. Bourbon-Powered. Lobster-Loaded. Use too much butter. Pour the good bourbon. Never apologize for the lobster. This is not motivational apparel; it is the Route 1 operating system. Heavyweight, garment-dyed Comfort Colors with Dave's Maine badge up front and the full three-part declaration on the back.